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Women as explained by engineers....

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Women as explained by engineers....PART 2

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Women as explained by engineers....PART 3

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Women as explained by engineers....PART 4

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Women as explained by engineers....PART 5

AND FINALLY...
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.:jeanie:

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sir willy, i cant see the images.

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Bro willy, bro willy, bitin na bitin na ako sa ENGINEER series mo, gusto ko namang tumawa pero ano ang pag tatawanan ko, alang * p i c t u r e s * !!!!! HE HE HE HE HE

TOP RATING itong thread na toits bro, laging no. 1 sa chart !!!!!!

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Mga katoto, Pasensya na ha? Kalimutan ko mag image upload via Photobucket. Puro ganito tuloy lumabas......

*No offense meant to Manny P., our national treasure.

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@Willyfernando

Baka makita ni SWMBO ang mga post mo yari ka.!!!

🙂

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@Willyfernando

Baka makita ni SWMBO ang mga post mo yari ka.!!!

🙂

And that is when the fight starts!

Remember my post #19, "How to start a fight?" :boxing1:

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And that is when the fight starts!

Remember my post #19, "How to start a fight?" :boxing1:

Hehehehhehe

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ThePope and the Rabbi

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy . There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal.

He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; and if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a "silent" debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers

The rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy .

Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is
still only one God common to both our beliefs."

"Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us."

"I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin."

"He beat me at every move and I could not continue."

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won..

"I haven't a clue," the rabbi said.

"First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger."

"Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here."

"And then what?" asked a woman.

"Who knows?" said the rabbi. "He took out his lunch so I took out mine."

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NYAHAHAHA! I LIKE THIS.:D:clown::loopy::bounceD:

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[COLOR="Blue"] ADIOS CUBA...

A group of Cubans desert their island on their way to Miami. In the middle of their arduous journey, one of the Cubans, (the oldest one) suffers a major heart attack and as a last wish asks for a flag to say good-bye to his dearest Cuba.

Having abandoned everything in Havana, the other Cubans search desperately
in their boat to find something that will resemble a flag of their country like t-shirt, a handkerchief. or a piece of cloth, etc.

Almost ready to abandon all hope... a 20-year-old girl interrupts their desperate search to offer a tattoo of the flag that is inscribed on the left cheek of her buttocks. The young girl pulls down her shorts and slowly lowers her underwear..showing the Cuban flag in a beautifully shaped tanned buttock cheek.she approaches the dying man and sticks her ass right on his face.The old man caresses the "flag," grabs the cheek with both hands and starts kissing the flag with great passion saying [COLOR="Red"]"My dear Cuba, I say good-bye to you with great sadness... my land, my flag... Havana... I will miss you so"...

After going on for almost 15 minutes non -stop... he says to the girl...[COLOR="Red"]"now. .. chica... turn around, por favor... I want to kiss [COLOR="Black"]Fidel good-bye!

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OBSESSED MOTHER

A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," the doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He looks to the 2nd mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He looks to the 3rd mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says... "Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"